Here’s some of my favourite quotes from Halo:

Grunts

[walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.
[fires several rounds at corpse and laughs]

[after killing you] I get his helmet!

That’s right! Cower, coward!

[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.

[to the Arbiter] Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh… Eh?

[the Special Ops team enters an area that shows signs of Flood infestation] Me have bad feeling about this…
You *always* have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!

You can’t hide from me!

Arbiter our savior! Stupid jackal, say thank you!

How come there never be Arbiter grunt?

If hungry, eat jackal.

Need… to… change… backpack.

We make fire… sing songs. Call it camp.

Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come enemies don’t breathe methane?

Arbiter you hunt, I’ll kill!

[while cloaked] Where’d gun go?
[pause]
Oh! Right. heh heh.

[while cloaked] I’m invisible!

[after a fight] What next? Nap?

[while looking at grunt] We make good team!

Wish we could sleep with eyes open.